Seem jokes

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Sans: Wow, seems you’re really working yourself... down to the bone!

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.