Seat jokes

DDLC be like: "You kinda left her (Sayori) hanging."

And Yuri TOOK A SEAT...

On the floor.

And died.

The end.

Tyler M is not to be sitting in the chair he is right now.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.

What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?

It got pissed off.