Newest Sans Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Sans: why did the skeleton go to the party? Papyrus: Why? S: cause he was too fat and ugly P:AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL

*sans*:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

Sans:Hey frisk why didn't the skeleton go to the dance. Frisk:Why didn't he go to the dance. Sans:Cause he had no body to dance with!

Capital Of San Marino

Why doesn't a skeleton to dance. Because he had no body to dance with. Lol sans

What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.

Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

first human comes. sans: that was pun intued

i say hi to sans sans shows is hand and say's is hand to meet you and we both lath

papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh

Wanna know what is offensive? idk ask feminist (sans undertale)

Whats the useless skin around the vagina. A WOMEN. (SANS undertale)

Hippity Hoppity women are property. (sans undertale)

There was a women. She is property. Ha, sucks for that dishwasher. (sans undertale)

There was a deaf man. He was deaf. Ha, sucks for him.(sans undertale)

There was a blind man. He was blind. Ha, sucks for him. (sans undertale)

Papyrus:You are so lazy sans! Sans:Call me what you want.I got THICK SKIN! Pap:Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!! Frisk:HAHAHA Pap:we are monsters.The awfulest kind! Sans:to mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!

Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??