Salmon jokes

What say the child to the man? Shalom.

Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

What is a fish’s 🐟 favorite game?

Salmon Says!

If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.

Salman Rushdie got a new book out.

It's called "Buddha. You Fat Cunt."

What happens when you eat salmon with Nutella?

You get salmonella.

What do you call a fish that can use a katana?

A salmon-rai.

If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.