What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
What do you call 2 nudists in Africa?
Naked and Afraid.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
Africa has every gun except for what
A water gun
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Africa.
So you know "The Lion King."
Do you remember Simba?
Well, his dad is really strong, and he walks really fast, but Simba walks really slow.
So I told him to Mufasa.
What animal lies? A lion.
