Rural life jokes
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.