Rural life jokes
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"