Rural life jokes
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone.
But hay! It's in my jeans!
Why was the calf afraid?
Because she was a cow-herd.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where is my tractor?"
What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?
*waits 25 seconds*
"I lost my tractor!"
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*