What does a queen want on her cookie?
Royal Icing.
😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"
The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
