Royal jokes

Did you know that the Royal family like carnivals?

Princess Diana was really fond of bumper cars.

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.