Royal jokes

What do royals and hot dogs have in common?

They're usually in bread.

What does a queen want on her cookie?

Royal Icing.

😥This is offensive, sorry: What did the king say to his royal steed? "You gonna start the dishwasher or what?"

The QUEEN took a shit at the poker table. It was a ROYAL FLUSH.

What made people mad?

Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!

What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!

Goes to school with blue suppressed pistol. #1 Victory Royale!

Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?

How do you think Princess Diana died?

...Too soon?

What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?

A Royale with cancer.

Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?

'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.