My biggest joke: I’d show you but I don’t have a mirror to show u
George when I saw ur face I had to shoot u with a nerf gun, I you died wimp.
When I saw your face it instantly made me throw up
Yo mama is so old she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
When the people that see u Cry that doesn't mean they miss u That mean they scared of yo Onion breath🐑💨
Just letting u know if people cry when they see u that doesn't mean they miss u that mean they scared of yo onion breath
What goes oOoOo your breath that scared away the Animals from the Farm
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
Yo mama so old I bet she was born when Dinosaurs was made and also she killed them with they breath😭😭
your mom went to the ocean and the wales said that we are family even tho you are fatter than me
your mom is so fat that she made the earth flat
where was your mom last night in the man club
ex-bf's gf: your so ugly as hell me: oh did I mention that i was trying to be you
One day, the fat kid came up to me and asked me "what's cracking?" The floorboards, you idiot. You're causing a 9.7 Richter scale earthquake and asking ME what's cracking. It would be best if you looked down for a second.
you are so ugly my man m died
Comebacks when someone say Bully: Your teeth is so yellow that when you start smiling you slow down the traffic. Say: At least its brighter than your future
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Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
Im jealous of the people who never met you
“Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?”
“I think you should ask yourself that.”
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
