Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
Why don’t orphans work as computer repair technicians? Because they can’t find the motherboard.
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling so I put a car-pit over it
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
Knock knock - Who's there? - The door bell repairer
I'm like a broken refrigerator, cool but broken inside.
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?slap it on the arse and tell it to keep going
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
Who did Stephen call when he crsshed.....The geek squad
What do you do when your dish washer stops working
Hit your wife harder
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
