How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him ?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The look on their face when your nailing them
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
What is Jesus' favorite band?
Nine Inch Nails.
What was jesus scared of the most? sNAILS
now you should let your imagination work .... imagine naked Jesus with an direction... and nail holes in his hands ........
What was jesus's favourite food? Answr: sNAILS
