Refueling jokes
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.