Refueling jokes

Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.

Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.

Hey any riding with Biden fans out there?

I ran out of gas and could really use a ride so if one of ya'll can call me and pick me up that'd be great and I can't get gas because I only have 20 bucks which is like 1-5 and a half, help me please.

Gas is expensive nowadays.

In the 1940s, they got it for free.

Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?

What did the wizard say when he was filling up the gas tank? "Expensive Petroleum!"