Reference Work jokes

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

What did the koala do when he was too educated?

He ran away from koalapidia.

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

I got kicked out of the library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.