Reference Work jokes

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

Q: What does encyclopedia mean by cut them in triple?

A: Encyclopedia, more like "An Cyclone Media!"

What did the koala do when he was too educated?

He ran away from koalapidia.

You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

English is weird. It can be understood through tough, thorough thought, though.

In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.