Red, white, and blue jokes
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.