Red, white, and blue jokes
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!