The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
