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Red, white, and blue

Red, white, and blue jokes

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

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    • The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

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    • What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?

    The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

    Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?

    A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.