Red, white, and blue jokes
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
What is red, white, and blue and makes me proud to live in this country?
The baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
What's red, white, and blue and crawls up your leg?
A homesick abortion.