Receding hairline jokes
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Your hairline reminds me of a car taking a U-turn.
Your hairline looks like a car!
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!
Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.