Receding hairline jokes

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Your hairline is dancing umlando.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.

Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.