Receding hairline jokes
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
Your hair goes so far back in time, even cavemen saw it!
Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."
Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Your hairline is so far back that when your teacher puts you in the front of the class, your hairline is quite in the back.
Your hairline goes further back than your mum's divorce.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.
Your hairline goes back to China.
Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?