Receding hairline jokes
Your hairline is so far back your mom can't cut it.
What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?
A receding hairline.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline!
Sean's hairline recedes faster than my grades.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.