Realism jokes

Lie

  • Two boys were arguing in class one day when the teacher walked into the classroom.

    The teacher asked them, "Why are you arguing?"

    One of the boys replied, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

    "You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

    The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

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  • Perfect

  • No one has the right to look down on others unless you're perfect, and looking down on others is not perfect either.

    It's just true.

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  • Man

  • If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

    If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

    If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.

    Grave

  • I don't understand why in horror movies they make digging a grave look so easy. It usually takes me days.

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  • Community talk

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