People might not laugh to my jokes, or have a reaction at all, But I'd explode with euphoria. Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
What did chemical 1 say to chemical 2? I think your over reacting
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but i wouldnt get a reaction
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
What if some kid was like, "I'm going to shoot up the school!", and then someone just pulls up with a reverse card?
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
my friend died from an allergic reaction.he gave me an EpiPen while he was dying so now i have something to remember him from.
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
i would tell you a chemistry pun but i wont get a reaction
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
I would tell you a science joke but I know I won't get a reaction.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
