So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
Comments (6)
alabama master
that's not incest
Jon
I realize after posting this that I wrote girlfriend instead of sister. My mistake
Nunya
I first I thought he meant the carrot then I read th last few words
wonderdragon 🐲🐉
were you gong to eat poop?
GG2005
.... yeaaaah... why is this on the WW1/WW2 jokes?
Alexis Johnson
IM WEAKKKKK 😂😂😭