Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
The King's Fart
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, you knucklehead, let me break it down for you. You see, a "noble gas" is a type of chemical element that doesn't react with other elements easily. And a "noble" is what you call a king or some other fancy pants type. Get it? It's a pun, you twit.
Darkness of being
That would be a Royal gas. However, I am a count and I produce noble gasses all the time.