Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2) To drop some TIGHT RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 1) To catch some SICK WAVES
What did the rapper say to the microphone?
"You're my CLOSET CONFIDANT"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They spit HOT FIRE
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil Sizzle
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To withdraw some FLOW
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT”
How do you know when a rapper's been in the KITCHEN?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the BEET
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They wear their ICE
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of CHILL FLOWS
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he loved to drop FRESH CUTS