Rape whistle jokes

What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.

What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.

What do you call a fat man with a rape whistle? Hogan!

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.