Rap jokes
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!