What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
