Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
