Rap

Rap jokes

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a camera?

Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!

Rapper

Why was the rapper bad at baseball?

Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.

Rapper

Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?

Because they kept booing him off stage!

Memes

Difference

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

Book

Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?

Because it couldn't count the bars!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to the beach?

To catch some sick WAVES of applause!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?

Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!

Rapper

Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?

To jot down his RAP-SODIES.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always the life of the party?

Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!

Rapper

What did the grape say to the rapper?

"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"

Rapper

How do rappers communicate underwater?

They drop some sick flow-tation.

Rapper

How do rappers like their coffee?

With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during performances?

Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!