Rap jokes
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Memes
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!