Rap jokes
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why was the rapper always the life of the party?
Because they knew how to DROP the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
Why was the math book sad at the rap battle?
Because it couldn't count the bars!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.