Rap jokes
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady... but he can’t stand up ☹️
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept booing him off stage!
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
Mike and Ikes.
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS.
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS!
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the street signs.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"