Rap jokes
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
Rhyme racing.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star.
What's a rapper's favorite type of FOOTWEAR?
Rhyme Boots.
What do rappers like cantaloupe?
Because they’re always dropping fresh MELON!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To find his way to the top of the CHARTS.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO.
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH!
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.