Rap jokes
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why is yo mama so fat? She follows rap boat's diet.
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
"I had raped the game young, you can call it statutory." - Kanye West in 2009 (Forever with Drake, Eminem, and Lil Wayne)
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS!"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
What's the funniest joke ever?
Rapboat thinking he can rap.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Little Johnny walked to his parents' room. They were having sex, and Little Johnny didn’t know what that was, so he said, "What are y’all doing?"
The parents replied, "Umm, r-rapping presents!"
Little Johnny said, "Okay," and then left. In the morning, Little Johnny opened his presents. His parents said, "This one is from Santa!"
Little Johnny said, "No, it’s not, y’all said y’all were rapping the presents."
The parents said, "Ohh fuck!"
Little Johnny replied, "What, Mommy and Daddy?" They replied, "Oh, nothing!" "Oh, okay," Little Johnny said. The mom whispered in the dad's ear, "At least he doesn’t know the truth."
Little Johnny said, "What truth?"
Why did the rapper start gardening?
He wanted to get more ROOTS in his rhymes.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?
Ice Cube.