How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the RHYME SIDE
How do rappers like their coffee?
With a little bit of RAP-PUCCINO
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad? Rap lovers get more pussy.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To find some WILD BEATS
What did the rapper say to the vegetable?
"Lettuce DROP some BEATS”
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW
What's a rapper's favorite candy?
MIC-AND-IKES
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES
How do rappers stay cool?
They use RAP-SICLES
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
With their FIRE LYRICS
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
