Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to CAPTURE the RAP STAR
Why was the rapper afraid of ghosts?
Because they kept BOOING him off STAGE
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was and pointed to me i pushed him out of the car and my other boyfriend took the front seat
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the BEET
What do you call a dinosaur that raps?
A VELOCI-RAPPER
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the LINES
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
Why don't rappers ever play baseball?
Because they're too busy DROPPING HITS
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre
Why was the rapper always the first one at the party?
Because he never missed a BEAT
