Ramsey jokes

Oven

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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

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  • Hypocrisy

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    A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

    Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

    Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

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  • Mum

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    Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

    Man

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    What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

    What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

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