Ramsey jokes
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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?
A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!
Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"
Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"
Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.
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Ramsey Bevan
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay.
Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across his face?
Richard: No, I couldn't.
Richard's mom: Why?
Richard: Because he was cute.
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
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Gordon really should get on my grandma’s level🤌
