Ramsey jokes

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Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven?

A husband walks into his house to find his wife watching Gordon Ramsay's F-king cooking show!

Husband: "Stop watching that f-king sh*t! You can't cook to save your life!"

Wife: "So what?! You watch porn, don't you?!"

Your mum is so bad at cooking, Gordon Ramsey brought back Hitler to show her how to use an oven.

Ramsey Bevan

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!