Rain jokes

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.

"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.