Rain jokes

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie, looking out of the kitchen window.

"I know," said her mother, "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

What did a gay Indian use as weapons of war?

A rain-bow.

Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.