Race relation jokes
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.
An African man visits his friend in the US.
“I just flew in yesterday,” the African man says. “And boy are my arms tired!”
“You know, that’s kind of an old joke here in America,” replied his friend.
“Joke?” the African man said. “I’ve been holding my hands in the air yelling ‘don’t shoot’ ever since I got to this damn country!”
Why is Donald Trump so jealous of Usain Bolt?
Because he successfully finished a race!
Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
BLM British Lives Matter.