Quip jokes
Why do orphans love chips?
Because every bag of chips is family size.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Queen, (DYM 86)
Sure?
Queen
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Q: What has two wings and a halo?
A: An Asian phone call, "Wing, Wing, Halo?"
Jesus and Moses come back to Earth.
Moses says, "Let's go down to the ocean and see if I can do what I used to when I was here before." So Moses raises his arms and motions to part the waters. Sure enough, he is able to part the waters just as before.
Jesus quips, "Close the water, I'm going to try to do what I used to when I was here last." So Jesus walks out on top of the water, then sinks to the bottom. He crawls out pulling seaweed off of him. Moses says, "Hey, it's not your fault, you didn't have those holes in your feet before."