What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery? keaving your son with Michael Jackson
(whats the quickest way to get to the hospital? - just stand in the middle of a busy road) (whats red and bad for your teeth? - a brick) (what do my dad and nemo have in common? - the both can't be found) (what do you do after raping a deaf person? - cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone) ( MORE JOKES COMING SOON LMAO ;] )
who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Person: Sorry to bother you, but what's the quickest way to get to the hospital?
Stranger: Oh, just go Stand in the middle of the road.
DH: What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart? A: What? DH: Chidori. :)
-Dark_Humor
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
Did you know there was a record for the quickest time to finish a story? The day it was set was 9/11. 99 stories in .4 seconds.
If you wanna get fat what's the quickest way to do it? Eat two jars of mayo each day and in about a month your scale will have your phone number!
How do you create the world's quickest human pyramid?
Turn on the gas chamber.
