Question jokes
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Why is he ourple?
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:
TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."
Smart kid!
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
"Candice balls fit up your nose."
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?
A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Boy: "Hey mom, can we have ice cream?"
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
I asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school, and she said, "Oh, go look in the bathroom above the sink..." There was a mirror.
What is smegma name?