Question jokes

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

My son got in trouble for writing the following underneath the question “Do aliens exist?”

“Of course they do! They live in Mexico!”

Blue Takis?

I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."

I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.

Why is he ourple?

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Signs my cousin is going places when he's older:

TEST QUESTION: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

He wrote: "At the bottom of the page."

Smart kid!

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

"Candice balls fit up your nose."

I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."

What's pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

Q: What do you call a duck that's sad?

A: Idk, but it's acting really duckpressed.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

Somebody asked me, "What's that on your arm?" I just said, "My cats got OCD."

How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"