Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
Q&A Jokes
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Q: What did I find on my son's search history?
A: Where is the nearest gun shop?
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
Q: A mom had 5 children: January, February, March, April. What is the name of the fifth child?
A: What.
