Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile
Q:Why can orphans swim A: they have orfins
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi)
Q: a guy walks into a bar what does he say? A: ow
whats a cows favrite thing q:a mooooovie
Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa .☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted. The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered Pristiano Penaldo 😭.I was right guys ✅🛫
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