Pulse jokesAdd jokeBestNewestAnonymous2 years agoWhy is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.Anonymous5 years agoYour forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.Anonymous6 years agoWhat does a pulse and an orgasm have in common?I don't care if she has one.Heart jokesBlood jokesPressure jokesHealth jokesStephen Hawking jokesMorbid jokesAll categories
Anonymous2 years agoWhy is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
Anonymous5 years agoYour forehead [is] so big [that] every time you shout, your forehead starts pulsing.
