Prowess jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
I like my women like I like my diving pools.
Wet and deep.
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.