Proper tea jokes
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
Why did Marxism never catch on in England?
Because then it would be impossible to get proper tea.
Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.
Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?
Because all proper tea is theft.
Why did Marx never drink Earl Grey?
Because proper tea is theft.
I like my people how I like my tea...
In a bag under water.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist.
What's the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.