Prize jokes

And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?

The no-bell prize.

Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?

Because 511472.

Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.

Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?

He won a no-bell prize.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.