What did the people who cracked the Liberty Bell get for breaking it?
The no-bell prize.
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
Why was 4 not impressed when 5 won a prize for 6?
Because 511472.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
