Who is Bill Cosby’s favourite Disney princess? Sleeping Beauty
Ddi you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana? It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why is Cinderella bad at soccer?she keeps on running from the ball.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
My wife told me to treat her like a princess so i got drunk and drove through the tunnel
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards it was red.
Mario:Princess Peach got kidnapped again! Luigi:Where did they go? Mario:To the left Luigi:Fuck
whats the difference between the queens death and princess Diana death? the queen died in peace not pieces
What does Diana stand for? Died In A Nasty Accident.
u make sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy Daisy Duck Daisy Wells Daisy Dove Bloom
Princess Peach is a BUM!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
