Princess dianna jokes
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
'Cause she didn't wear a seatbelt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
How did Princess Diana die?
Giving the glove box head.
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.