Prehistory jokes
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What do you call a dinosaur with good eyesight?
Do you think he saw us?
Why can’t dinosaurs cross the road?
Because they’re dead.
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.
Walk The Dinosaur-By watersharky Productions and Was(Not Was)-
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It was a night like this forty million years ago I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
I met you in a cave, you were painting buffalo I said I'd be your slave, follow wherever you go That night we split a rattlesnake and danced beneath the stars You fell asleep, I stayed awake and watched the passing cars And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody walk the dinosaur
One night I dreamed of New York You and I roasting blue pork In the Statue of Liberty's torch Elvis landed in a rocket ship Healed a couple of leapers and disappeared But where was his beard?
A shadow from the sky much too big to be a bird A screaming crashing noise louder than I've ever heard It looked like two big silver trees that somehow learned to soar Suddenly a summer breeze and a mighty lion's roar I killed the dinosaur, I killed the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur Open the door, get on the floor Everybody kill the dinosaur
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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."