Prehistoric jokes
Why can’t the T-Rex clap his hands?
Because he is DEAD.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss
Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because it's extinct.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Why couldn't the T-Rex clap? Because he's dead.
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got to see either of them, and they are now extinct.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
What should you use to battle a T-Rex?
A dino-sword.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they're dead.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What did the dinosaur eat when the dentist fixed his tooth?
The dentist!