Prehistoric

Prehistoric Jokes

Dinosaur

Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?

Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.

Orphan

Why was the baby Dinosaur an orphan?

His family was blown up by meteors.

Twin Towers

What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.

Pterodactyl

The pterodactyl went in my bathroom and peed.

When I was in the shower, I couldn't hear it. Why? Because the "p" is silent.

Dinosaur

What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?

Look at that dino-sour!

Fart

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.