Pounder

Pounder jokes

Bitch

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

Friend

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Meat

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

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    • Profit

    Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50 and Jack came down smiling.

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    • Africa

    You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.

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    • JD Vance

    You gotta give it to JD Vance. He is consistent; he is Putin his dick where it don't belong!

    Well, somebody has to cushion the blow.

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    • Clothing

    I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.

    Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.