Pounder jokes
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Beef beef beef? TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Because all I do is pound it, man. I would put you on my "600 Pound Life" if you didn't weigh 1,000.
Bunger.
Penny.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.