Pounder jokes
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.