Pounder jokes

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese.

My friend talking to fat boi: "I can order you at McDonald's: Double Big Mac, triple quarter pounder cheeseburger."

Beef beef beef?

TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

Don't worry if you think your life sucks. Just remember that people are arguing over the gender of a potato head.

1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.