Postal Service jokes
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.