Postal Service jokes
Others, tearfully: Stop shipping real people!!
Me, packing an old lady in a FedEx box: Nope!
You're so fat your ass has 2 zip codes.
¿Qué hizo el cartero enojado?
Estampó su feeeeeeet!!!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.
Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.
Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."