Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
A blind man once told me he smokes a lot because he has nothing to look forward to. Well, let's just say that I see his point.
