New Point Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

So one time I was looking up the definition of "accident" because I was a little dumbo and didn’t know what it meant. Then my sister walks up behind me and points at the word and says, “That’s you!” (meaning that I was an accident).

A few minutes later, we had a big family meeting and my dad said to my sister, “Sweetie, you were an accident. We didn’t mean to make you, but we still love you with everything we’ve got.”

My sister never talked to me again and left the house. She was 17 when she left. Seriously, 17-year-olds just never mature, huh?

Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?

one has a point.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He drove too far away from the power point/modem.

Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.

In tennis, 0 points is love.

Wanna me to show you a joke?

*Points at face* Funny, right?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Pencil.

Pencil who?

Oh, never mind, it's pointless.

Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."

There was a woman sitting with me.

I had to leave until she pointed at something—it was my butt.

I was confused until it was her turn for truth or dare.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.

"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."

"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.

Grandma pointed to the campfire.

Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

Stop with the blind jokes... I don't see the point.

Two guys were walking down the street, and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any blond in the world into giving him a blowjob, any blond!

So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said, "Alright, let's see it!"

The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, "Hi, my name's Dave, and my doctor just told me that if I didn't get a blowjob from a blond within three hours, the disease I have will kill me in, oh, let's see now, 22 minutes!"

She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said, "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says, "Pull it out!"

Ten minutes later, the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out!

So he walks over to her and says, "I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friend's life?!"

So she looks up at him just crying her eyes out even worse and says, "I could have saved my dad!"