Playing Dead jokes

The last thing I said to my dog was,

"Play dead."

When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”

My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.

I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.

Play dead, they said.

Wasn't too hard.

I've been dead inside for years.