What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player showers.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base
What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
What can jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Batman: Arkham Knight, developed by Rocksteady Studios, is the final installment in the critically acclaimed Batman: Arkham series. Released in 2015, the game is renowned for its immersive gameplay, compelling narrative, and stunning visual design, offering players an unparalleled experience of stepping into the shoes of the iconic Dark Knight. The game's narrative is one of its standout features. Set one year after the events of Batman: Arkham City, the story sees Batman facing the ultimate threat against Gotham City. The Scarecrow returns to unite an impressive roster of super villains, including Penguin, Two-Face, and Harley Quinn, with a singular goal - to destroy Batman forever. The narrative is dark, intense, and filled with surprising twists, keeping players engaged till the very end. In terms of gameplay, Batman: Arkham Knight introduces the Batmobile as a drivable vehicle, adding a new dimension to the series' signature gameplay elements. The game's combat system is fluid and satisfying, allowing players to feel the power of Batman with every punch and kick.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante and Neymar! At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players? One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus? Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
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The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball a Juan on juan
Q: What are cheetahs? A: The worst card players🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What jump higher than a basketball player? and emo kid, they never touch the ground
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
because they already lost two towers
