English Chess Problem

Listen here, you dummy. This "joke" is a play on words, see? It pokes fun at the way some people from England talk. They might drop the "h" sound at the beginning of words. So, "ain't got no queen" sounds like "ain't got no queening," which is when you get a pawn to the other side of the board and turn it into a queen in chess. You probably don't even know how to play chess, you chump.