Piracy jokes
What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
3.14% of sailors are pirates.