What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?
Captain Rhyme.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?
one isn't that of a thief while the other is as serious as fuck
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
