Piracy jokes

What do you call a rapper who's also a pirate?

Captain Rhyme.

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!

What makes piracy and anti-piracy so unique?

One isn't that of a thief, while the other is as serious as fuck.

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.

3.14% of sailors are pirates.