When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
When is a piece of wood made king?
When it's a ruler.
What do you call a bad piece of wood? Knotty.
Jesus was a carpenter who got nailed to a piece of wood.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
